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The Slide Machine - Stock White
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The Slide Machine - Stock White

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The Slide Machine is built for effortless speed in everyday surf. Short, wide, and full of volume, it planes early and carries momentum through weak sections with almost no effort.

Rooted in classic Mini Simmons concepts, this version adds a subtle modern edge. A very slight flip in the nose keeps it forgiving in steeper pockets without sacrificing the traditional flat rocker glide. The modified rail foil adds drive and control, giving the board a more responsive, performance-oriented feel while maintaining that loose, skate-inspired flow.

Ride approximately 8–12” shorter than your standard shortboard. Designed for knee-high to head-high surf, especially crumbly, soft, or everyday conditions where speed and glide matter most.

Details

  • Mini Simmons-inspired outline with wide diamond tail block
  • Flat rocker with subtle nose flip
  • Modified rail foil for added drive and modern response
  • High-volume design for early entry and easy paddling
  • Fast planing for down-the-line speed
  • Available in twin or quad setup
  • Shaped and glassed in California
  • Made to order — 6–10 week build time
  • Local pickup only (San Diego, CA)

Fin Recommendations

  • FCS II — Keel or Split keel quad
  • Futures — Keel or Split keel quad

Important Notes

  • Some designs shown are 1 of 1 special projects and will not be reproduced.
  • All boards are custom built; artwork, resin tints, and details may vary.
  • For full custom requests, please visit our Custom Order Form.
  • Local pickup only (San Diego, CA) — select Pickup at checkout.
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